Originally Posted On Marky D. Sade.com.
The world of sex toys suffers from the stigma of naughtiness. One is usually forced to lower one’s expectations with regard to quality when buying sex products. The production values on a DVD of porn wouldn’t be expected to exceed that of a Sci Fi Original Movie. In general sex toys and furniture is overpriced, and sometimes… a bit dodgy.
Not so with Liberator. My wife, Catalina, and I recently picked up the Liberator Sex Wedge/Ramp Combo. The promise given by the website (very slick and professional, btw) was:
Liberator Wedge and Ramp nest together to form an angled pedestal upon which to make extraordinary love. Sessions last longer than ever, leading to orgasms of incredible intensity!
Imagine my delight when I discovered that to be true! First of all, let me address the question of, “Why the hell do I need a sex wedge, much less a ramp. That sounds like riduculous hippy hocum.” Easy now, buddy. I know you’ve been burned before, often by hardon cream, and injected molded vaginas. But this is different. First of all, they’re amazingly well built. The material is light, but resilient. This isn’t the same dorm room foam furniture you get a Wally World. This stuff is made of quality material, inside and out. The reason I’m harping on the quality is that the Wedge/Ramp Combo cost about $300 bucks, when we got ours. The Black Label version is, anyway. Now they’re on sale for $255. It’s less than a PS3, and you’ll have way more fun. The Black Label comes in black, and has a blindfold, straps, cuffs, and attachments, all for bondage lovin’. Again, everything is quality. The microfiber material is comfortable (no rug burn) and cleans easily. Also… there’s a practical side as well, in that the covers can be removed and machine washed. Nice.
On to the function. It is amazing. I fucked Catalina for at least a half hour, and I mean I fucked her. Doggy style, porno thrusts, and it was comfortable. When you order a set, Liberator asks for your measurements, down to the inseam, and now I see why. These things fit us as a couple. Catalina was nestle ergonomically in the ramp/wedge, and her ass was at perfect, I mean perfect, height and and angle for perfectly efficient, effortless fucking. There was a nice long buildup, and when she came, it was intense. There was never a moment when I looked at my watch (you’ve all been there), or felt my back start to get sore, or my legs… nothing. It was fantastic!
So listen. Seriously consider Liberator Sex Furniture. I would have never thought it was true, but it is. This stuff makes sex much much better. The best thing is, it’s worth the price. It is furniture for real, and it will last for years.
